Dimensional Travel Insurance Policy FAQ
Q: What happens if I get stuck in a time loop?
A: Our policy covers up to 5 iterations before you lose your mind. After that, you're on your own.
Q: Are you guys affiliated with Time Travelers Insurance Inc.?
A: Nope, just a bunch of amateur hour-glass enthusiasts with an axe to grind. We're not affiliated with them, but we do love their logo.