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Black Holes: The Ergonomic Vortex of the Cosmos
Black holes are not just voids of space-time. They are, in fact, the ultimate ergonomic nightmare. Imagine a place where the laws of physics are mere suggestions, and the only law is the law of gravity. Where the fabric of space-time is warped, and the only fabric you'll ever need is a good pair of stretchy pants.
But wait, it gets worse. In the depths of these cosmic sinkholes, the only thing that's more infinite than the universe is the amount of paperwork you'll have to deal with. From the cosmic copyright forms to the gravitational waivers, it's a bureaucratic nightmare.
But fear not, traveler. For in the black holes, there's also a hidden benefit. For in the heart of the vortex, you'll discover the secret to the ultimate ergonomic chair. A seat so comfortable, it'll warp the fabric of space-time itself.
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