Experimental Notes
Quantum Fluctuation Theory
We're still trying to understand how the universe works, but our notes so far:
- Unicorns are actually made of dark matter.
- The speed of light is only a suggestion.
- We're not actually lost in space, just in time.
Gravitational Waves
It's like a giant, cosmic wave machine.
- Make a really loud noise when you walk by.
- Ripples in space-time are actually just our neighbor's lawn care.
- We're trying to harness them for our own gain... or just for fun.
Mind-Meld Technology
We're trying to make telepathy a reality, but it's just not working out.
- Talking to yourself is not a viable option.
- We've tried shouting, but it's just not that effective.
- We're considering a new approach: shouting really loudly.