Theories of Time Dilation
Re: Time is Relative, but Our Haircuts are Not
Posted by: Zorvath, Quantum Physicist Extraordinaire
I've been studying the effects of time dilation on hair growth, and I'm convinced that the faster you move, the longer your hair will be. Has anyone else noticed this phenomenon?
Re: Black Holes are Just Really Deep Pockets
Posted by: Bleep, Black Hole Enthusiast
I was reading about black holes the other day, and it got me thinking, what if they're just really deep pockets in space-time? Like, what if you just stuck a spoon in one and it just sucked it in and you'd never see it again?
Re: The Singularity is Coming for Us
Posted by: Nova, Singularity Specialist
I've been warning everyone about the impending singularity for years, but nobody listens. Soon, I'll be the last one left to say "I told you so."