Celestial Calamity

Welcome, fellow astro-physicists, to our secret society of space-faring geniuses!

We're the ones who make the galaxy look like a mess, one black hole at a time.

We're not just a club, we're a calamity. We're the ones who make the stars look like they're in disarray.

Our motto? 'May the odds be ever in our favor, but probably not.'

Join us, and you'll never look at the universe the same way again. Or, at all.

But wait, there's more! We have a special section just for secret society members, where you can share your most out-of-this-world ideas.

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, you can try your hand at our Astro-Physicist's Obstacle Course and see how well you can survive in a universe gone mad.

So, what are you waiting for? Join the Celestial Calamity today!