Astro-Physicist
Black Holes: The Universe's Favorite Vacuum Cleaners
Did you know that black holes are actually just the universe's way of cleaning up after itself?
Like the cosmic equivalent of a cosmic Roomba, sucking up all the matter and energy in sight.
It's like they're trying to tidy up the universe, one star at a time.
But don't worry, it's not all doom and gloom. Black holes are actually quite fashionable right now.
Who needs a galaxy when you can have a singularity?
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