Astro-Physicist
Space Traveler's Guide
Warning: Traveling through subspace can be hazardous to your mental health. Prolonged exposure to the void can lead to existential dread, space madness, and a strong desire to eat Cheetos.
But don't let that stop you! The thrill of weightlessness and infinite possibility awaits!
Here are some safety tips for your subspace travels:
- Wear a helmet. Not just any helmet, but one made of reinforced, high-impact-resistant, quantum-entangled space-gel.
- Breathe in small increments. Your lungs may not be used to the lack of oxygen, but that's what the spacesuit is for, right?
- Don't look back. The view is nice, but trust me, you're not missing anything.
- Bring snacks. Cheetos are a must.