Asteroid Shower 2025 Puns: The Puns-itive Way to Prepare for Impact

Why did the asteroid go to the party? Because it was a 'rocky' occasion!

It's like when you're on a date, you want to make an impact!

Asteroids are like cats, they're always 'paws-itive'!

What do you call an asteroid that's out of this world? A 'galactic' joke!