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The Portal-Gate Scandal

A mysterious energy portal has been discovered, and with it, a whole new world of problems. Traveling between dimensions is now easier than ever, but so is getting lost.

Reports of travelers being stuck in alternate realities are flooding in, and the interdimensional travel industry is in shambles.

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Astronauts Gone Rogue

It seems some astronauts have gone rogue, using the portal for their own nefarious purposes.

Reports of interdimensional space piracy, portal-napping, and dimensional smuggling are on the rise.

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