The Portal-Gate Scandal
A mysterious energy portal has been discovered, and with it, a whole new world of problems. Traveling between dimensions is now easier than ever, but so is getting lost.
Reports of travelers being stuck in alternate realities are flooding in, and the interdimensional travel industry is in shambles.
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