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For the sake of all things cosmic, we have compiled a list of frequently asked questions about the universe.

Q: What is the meaning of life?

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: It's a number. A very large, very complicated number.

Q: Can I get a refund for my spaceship maintenance?

Sorry, you're out of warranty.

Ask an Astro-Physicist for more information.

Maintenance Terms and Conditions

Q: What is the difference between a black hole and a white hole?

Q: What is the difference between a black hole and a white hole?

A: One sucks, the other spits.

More on Black Holes and White Holes

Q: Can I get a tour of the Large Hadron Collider?

Sorry, you'll have to wait 5-7 years.

Check the Waiting List

Q: How do I make a good first impression on a alien first contact?

span>A: Wear your best 'I come in peace' outfit.

Dress for Contact

Q: Can I get a map of the galaxy?

span>A: It's a big map.

Get a Map

Q: Can I get help with my spaceship's propulsion system?

We're still working on that one.

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