Because it had a black hole in its heart!
But seriously, have you seen the minimalist design of this page? It's so hot, it's got me feeling some serious thermal expansion!
Why Can't the Cat See?Because he needed space!
I know, I know, it's a bit of a galaxy-sized cliché, but someone's got to keep the stars in line, right?
Why Did the Astronaut Break Up?Astroues!
Okay, okay, I know it's udderly ridiculous, but have you seen the moon's surface lately? It's a real udder-ly barren landscape!
What Do You Call a Group of Cows?Because he was fed up with the gravitational pull of bureaucracy!
But don't worry, he's still orbiting the job market, looking for a position that's a little more... celestial in nature.
Why Did the Astrophysicist Quit?