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Time Warp Puns

Time is relative, but our puns are absolute.

Help me, oh mighty astro-physicist, to understand the space-time continuum!

Time-Traveling Tips

Don't be a space-case, follow these time-tested tips:

1. Always wear a watch that's out of style.

2. Learn to love the space-time continuum.

3. Bring a snack, time-traveling can be hungry work.

Time is relative, but these words are absolute nonsense:

1. Time flies like an arrow through a wormhole.

2. I'm reading a book, but it's a real page-turner.

3. Time is on our side, it's a ticking time bomb!

We're all drawn to the center, but not just because of mass:

1. Gravity pulls, but our attention spans don't.

2. I'm not falling for that, it's just a gravity well.

3. Time is relative, but gravity is a real pain.

Don't get sucked in, it's just a hole-y war:

1. Black holes are like bad relationships, they suck.

2. I'm not arguing, I'm just being sucked in.

3. Time is relative, but black holes are a real pain.