Breaking News: Black Hole Accused of Stealing Galactic Neighbor's Lunch Money
In a shocking turn of events, allegations have surfaced that a black hole in the vicinity of the Andromeda galaxy has been siphoning off funds intended for its neighbor's lunch money. The black hole, known only as "BH-001," was reportedly seen making off with a shipment of space-age granola and artisanal, locally-sourced space-greens.
When reached for comment, the black hole's lawyer, a representative of the Intergalactic Union of Celestial Entities (IUCE), stated, "Our client is simply a victim of circumstance. The galaxy is a vast and unforgiving place, and sometimes, in the pursuit of one's own survival, one must make difficult choices."
As the scandal continues to unfold, SpaceBook users are weighing in on the situation. Some are calling for greater accountability and transparency in the galaxy's financial dealings, while others are urging for calm and understanding.