Galacticron Exposed: The Cosmic Scandal

Breaking News: The Galacticron corporation has been secretly controlling the universe with their mind-melding technology. Their agents, known as the Order of the Golden Toaster, have been manipulating the minds of world leaders and celebrities, making them dance to their tune.

• Galacticron's CEO, Mr. Zara, has been accused of having a personal stash of free will for himself.
• The company has been accused of using their mind-control technology to brainwash customers into buying more products.
• A class action lawsuit has been filed against Galacticron, seeking to free the minds of the universe.

Stay tuned for further updates on this galactic scandal.

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