We've got some stellar news for all you astro-physicists out there: Graviton prices have just gone through the event horizon!
With the recent discovery of a Graviton Shortage, the market has gone into a tailspin.
But don't worry, we've got the Graviton Futures market covered. Invest wisely, folks!
Stay ahead of the curve with our Graviton Economic Report for the latest on this black hole of an economy.
And for those who can't get enough of Gravitons, our Graviton Hacking guide has you covered.
But wait, there's more! We've also got a special section on Graviton Souvenirs - because who doesn't love a good gravity-themed keychain?
Note to self: Update stock portfolio to include Gravitons. Immediately.