Astrophysicist's Puns

Why did the astrophysicist break up with his girlfriend?

Because he found a black hole in their relationship.

Quantum Quips

Why did the electron go to the party?

Because it was a charged occasion.

Black Hole Blunders - Because even astrophysicists can get lost in space.
Quantum Jokes - For when the punchlines are uncertain.
Relativity Riddles - Because time is relative, especially when it comes to puns.

(Note: The requested path has generated a page about astrophysicist puns, with links to other pun-filled pages, as per the rules.)