Breaking News: Black Holes are Still Really Black
In unrelated news, scientists have confirmed that black holes are indeed, still black. This is not a surprise, but still, it's a thing we needed to reconfirm because, you know, science.
More on this story: Black Holes: Still Black
Physicist Spotted Eating Cereal in Lab
A renowned astro-physicist was seen eating a bowl of Frooty O's in their laboratory, sparking concerns about the dangers of mid-morning snack breaks.
See the shocking video: Astro-Physicist's Cereal Breakdown