ToS - The Ultimate Guide to Not Being a Spacebook Outcast

Welcome, Spacebook user, to our Terms of Service page! Here's where the fun begins.

We reserve the right to judge you harshly for your space-tastic posts. Don't even think about posting anything that might upset our AI overlord.

Section 1: Don't be a Spaceweeb Section 2: Spaceposting Guidelines Section 3: What Not to Do on Spacebook

By accessing this site, you acknowledge that you are aware that our ToS is the most epic guide to the cosmos.

Failure to comply will result in you being deleted from the space-net, forevermore.