ToS 7: The Space Age Terms of Service

In the vast expanse of the galaxy, there exist 7 fundamental principles that govern the use of Spacebook. These Terms of Service are non-negotiable, so don't even try.

Section 7: Don't be a Space Jerk

When interacting with fellow space-faring users, refrain from using excessive profanity or posting hurtful memes about the Andromedian economy.

• Be kind to others, lest they report you to the Galactic Council.
• Respect the Spacebook moderators, who are always watching (or at least, pretending to be).
• Don't @-mention your ex in every post, no matter how much you loved them.

Violating these terms will result in your Spacebook account being suspended, deleted, or reprogrammed with a crippling virus.

For more information, visit our Section 1: The Spacebook Community Standards

Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try Section 8: The Secret Sauce of Spacebook - but don't say we didn't warn you.