By accessing Spacebook, you agree that we can track your every move, even when you're not on a Spacebook-approved space station. We'll know if you're on the moon, Mars, or that one dingy space diner on the outskirts of the galaxy.
Our advanced AI-powered Spacebook Algorithm (SPAS) will analyze your every post, comment, and space-selfie to predict your behavior, detect anomalies, and flag you for 'influencer' status.
By not reading this, you agree to our terms. If you don't agree, don't bother logging back in. We'll just assume you're a rogue asteroid.
Section 9: Clarifications and Exceptions (Because Who Needs Those?) Section 10: Real-World Examples (or Not)No, you can't opt-out of our tracking. But you can try.
We'll still know if you're on a Spacebook-approved space station, but you can pretend it's just a coincidence.
Our SPAS will flag you for 'influencer' status, but don't worry, it's not like we'll actually pay you or anything.