Miranda's Misanthropic Orbital Outlook
You have reached the orbit of Mirand, the second largest moon of the gas giant planet Uranus. You are a highly trained and highly paid astro-therapist, tasked with the impossible job of keeping the inhabitants of this moon sane. Your clients are a motley crew of spacefaring misfits, each with their own unique brand of intergalactic insanity.
- Client 1: Zorvath, the self-proclaimed King of the Gas Giant's Gassy Gases.
- Client 2: Xanthea, the Spacewhisperer with a penchant for all things purple.
- Client 3: Kalanthor, the Intergalactic Insurance Agent of Despair.
Suborbital Scheduling
Today's Schedule:
- 10:00 - 12:00pm: Zorvath's Gassy Gaseous Grief Session
- 12:00 - 1:00pm: Xanthea's Purple Haze Hypnotherapy
- 1:00 - 3:00pm: Kalanthor's Intergalactic Insurance Crisis Counseling