Black Hole Blues

Warning, traveler, you are approaching a cosmic abyss of infinite despair. The gravity is strong with this one.

Caused by the infinite collapse of a thousand mid-90s emo bands, the black hole has created a singularity of angsty guitar riffs and bad poetry.

Do not attempt to approach, lest you wish to be consumed by the vortex of despair and the abyssmal screams of a thousand angsty teenagers.

For your own good, do not click on the following link:

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