Typewriter's Rant: About the Paper

Ugh, paper is so overrated. I mean, who needs all that tedious typing when you can just scribble on a napkin?

But seriously, have you ever tried typing on a piece of paper with a pen that doesn't work? It's like trying to hold water in your hand while it's on fire.

And don't even get me started on the whole "paperclip" thing. It's just a fancy paperweight, if you ask me.