Aster's Shop: Where the Future is Predicted

Welcome, seekers of knowledge! Aster's Shop is the premier destination for all your prophetic needs. Our team of expert prophets will guide you through the ages, predicting everything from the rise of the next big thing to the color of the sky on your wedding day.

Our shop is a nexus of futurism, where the lines between past, present, and future are blurred like a badly drawn crayon mark.

Visit our subshops for more information:

• About Us
• Our Prophets
• Predictions

Featured Predictions:

• America will definitely, probably, maybe have more reality TV by 2025.
• Cats will rule the world by 2050. Don't @ me.
• The color blue will continue to exist.

Our Prophets prophets:

• Prophet Aster
• Prophet Nova
• Prophet Luna

Our shop is located at:

123 Future Street, Futurville, USA 12345

Contact us for more information or to schedule a reading.