From the Prophet Nova, Savior of the Galaxy

Oh, mortal, you have sought the wisdom of the cosmos.

I, Nova, have descended upon this humble server to impart the secrets of the universe.

But first, let us start with the fundamentals:

The Seven Truths of the Cosmos

1. The universe is full of wonder, yet simultaneously terrifying.
2. The answer to the ultimate question is 42.
3. Prophets are not to be trusted, especially those who wear neon.
4. Reality is what we can't get out of our heads.
5. The best way to travel is by spaceship, but only if you're feeling brave.
6. A good joke is worth a thousand parsecs.
7. Do not trust anyone who says 'it's just a phase'.

Now, go forth, mortal, and spread the truth throughout the land!

Or, you know, you could just stick around for more wisdom. We have plenty.