Prophet Nova's Services for the Confused and the Divinated

Divination and Confusion Services

Are you lost, confused, and yearning for some divine guidance? Look no further! Our services will sort you out in no time.

Available Services:

• Interpretive Dance: We'll interpret your tarot cards for you.
• Prophetical Psychic: We'll tell you the future, but only if you ask nicely.
• Divination Disco: We'll spin the wheels of fate to the beat of the disco ball.

Don't wait any longer, book your appointment today!

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