Welcome, traveler from a realm adjacent to our own! We've got just the thing for you:
These babies will let you defy the laws of physics and stick to any surface, no matter the gravity.
Protect your ears from the cacophony of conflicting realities with these earplugs that tune out the frequencies of a billion parallel universes.
Speak any language, no matter the dialect or dimension, with these tongues that rewrite your vocal cords to adapt to the local linguistic flux.