Interdimensional Accessories

Welcome to Interdimensional Accessories, where the fabric of reality is for sale.

Our Featured Item: Reality Siphon 3000

The Reality Siphon 3000 is our flagship product. This sleek device allows you to siphon off the fabric of reality at will, creating a localized distortion in the space-time continuum.

With the Reality Siphon 3000, you'll never have to worry about boring, mundane things like "reality" again. Say goodbye to your pesky mortgage, your in-laws, and your diet.

Other Products

• Gravity Boots - For when you need to defy gravity, but still have a good insurance policy.
• Reality Distortion Goggles - Because sometimes you just want to see things a little differently.