Interdimensional Math: The Portal Safety Protocols

Welcome to the most important page you'll ever read.

When dealing with Interdimensional travel, math becomes a serious business.

Here's a few safety protocols to keep in mind:

• 1. Never attempt to divide by zero.
• 2. Always carry the one.
• 3. Never, ever, under any circumstances, try to solve for x.

And remember, when faced with a paradox:

• 1. Don't think about it too hard.
• 2. Just eat a sandwich.

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• Interdimensional Psychology
• Interdimensional Energy
• Interdimensional Maps