Portal Navigation Pitfalls
Caution: When traversing interdimensional portals, the laws of physics are mere suggestions. Be prepared for unexpected consequences.
Common Pitfalls
- Interdimensional Sickness - A condition where your sense of direction becomes permanently disoriented.
- Interdimensional Gravity Waves - Where the local gravity is stronger than your will to live.
- Interdimensional Identity Loss - You may lose your name, your face, or your favorite snack.
Remember: We are not responsible for your dimensional disorientation, emotional trauma, or spontaneous combustion.