Section 1: Warranty Information
Our interdimensional accessories are covered by a one-time, non-transferable, non-renewable warranty.
Section 2: Limited Liability
You, the user, are liable for any interdimensional consequences arising from use or misuse of our interdimensional accessories.
Section 3: Disclaimer of Immateriality
Our interdimensional accessories do not, in fact, exist in any material plane of existence.
Interdimensional Consequences Policy