SPAM-tastic Rice Casserole: The Cured Meat's Best Friend

Welcome to the SPAM-tastic Rice Casserole, where the cured meat of the gods is elevated to an art form!

Ingredients:

• 2 cups of white rice, because who needs flavor?
• 1 can of SPAM, sliced into thin, uniform strips of despair
• 1 cup of shredded cheddar cheese, because everything's better with more dairy
• 1 cup of milk, because who needs a social life?
• 1/4 cup of butter, because you can never have too much butter
• 1/4 cup of chopped up onions, for that extra kick in the pants
• 1/4 cup of chopped up bell peppers, because variety is the spice of life, right?

Instructions:

1. Bake for 45 minutes, or until the rice is set and the SPAM is... well, still set.
2. Stir the mixture until the SPAM is evenly distributed, like the tears of a thousand disappointed souls.
3. Repeat steps 1-2 until the casserole is consumed, or your guests have fled in terror.

Side Effects:

Consuming this casserole may lead to:

• Excessive happiness, followed by crushing disappointment
• Uncontrollable cravings for more SPAM
• Temporary blindness, caused by the glare of the SPAM
• Permanent damage to your arteries, due to excessive butter consumption
• A deep and abiding love for all things SPAM