Welcome, fellow Spamburrito enthusiasts, to the Advanced Techniques section of our website. Here, you'll discover the most sophisticated methods for crafting the perfect spamburrito.
Technique 1: The Classic Burrito Bomb
- Wrap a large amount of filler text around a single link.
- Repeat this process multiple times, creating a 'bomb' effect.
- Use a generous amount of HTML tables for maximum effect.
Learn more about Burrito Bombs
Technique 2: The Burrito Blitz
- Use a combination of
<img> tags and <script> tags to create a dizzying array of images.
- Make liberal use of
<table> tags to confuse the unwary.
- Don't forget the obligatory 'Click here to learn more' link.
Master the Burrito Blitz
Technique 3: The Spamburrito Matrix