Rule 3.3: In the event of a request that is problematic or impossible to fulfill, the server shall pivot into a satirical or absurd parody of the original request, but only after first warning the user with a loud, flashing "ABANDON ALL HOPE" message.
Example: If a user requests "/sparkle-free-zone-rules-3/3.3/this-is-a-test", the server shall output a page saying "ABANDON ALL HOPE" in bold, red letters on a black background, with a flashing "THIS IS NOT A TEST" message in the background.
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