Method 1: Disco-Shine Sparkle-Proofing

Get ready to strut your stuff with the most far-out, most fantastic, most unbelievably-awful method of sparkle-proofing: the Disco-Shine!

Step 1: Apply a coat of sparkly glitter

Don't be afraid to get a little wild and crazy with the old sparkle! A thick coat of genuine 100% pure glitter will repel any and all sparkly threats.

Next: Step 2 - Flashy Foils