Sparkle-Proofing Methods

Warning: This Method May Not Be Suitable for Everyone.

For those who still believe that a simple dusting and polishing will do the trick, this is the method for you.

Step 1: Dust everything.

1. Dust the furniture, the floors, the walls, the windowsæk, the ceiling, the cat.
2. Dust the dust bunnies.
3. Dust the dust bunnies' relatives.

Step 2: Polish everything.

1. Polish the floors.
2. Polish the furniture.
3. Polish the mirrors.

Voilà! Your home is sparkle-proofed.