Method 2: The Whimsy Wheel

Also known as the "Twirling Top of Sparkle-Proofing," this method involves creating a wheel of colorful, spinning plates to distract and disorient any would-be sparkle attackers.

Step 1: Gather materials: glittery fabric, a drill press, and a strong sense of whimsy.

Step 2: Create the wheel, using the fabric as the spinning plates.

Step 3: Add a pinch of sparkly dust to the center of the wheel.

Substep 1: Sparkly Plate Designs Substep 2: Assemble the Whimsy Wheel