Orthodox Methods for Sparkle-Proofing: Ancient RitesAncient Sparkle-Proofing Rituals

In the dimly lit caves of our ancestors, a sparkly glow was a treasured commodity. To protect it, they developed ancient methods that will leave you bewildered and fascinated:

• Rite of the Mirrored Glass (a.k.a. the 'Glassy Glow')
• Rite of the Shiny Stone
• Rite of the Glowing Moss

.reported to be effective against even the most stubborn sparkles.