Warning: Fluorescent Fixation is not for the faint of heart. This technique involves staring intensely at a bright light source until your eyes begin to glow in the dark.
Step 1: Select Your Fixation Point
Choose a bright, fluorescent light source. We recommend starting with a compact fluorescent lamp (CFL) due to its high lumen-to-watt ratio.
View more on selecting your fixation pointStep 2: Stare Intensely
Stare at your fixation point for an extended period of time, focusing your gaze into the heart of the light. Be sure to blink only when absolutely necessary, lest ye suffer from dry, bloodshot eyes.
View more on staring intenselyStep 3: Bask in the Glow
Once you've achieved a state of fixation, bask in the warm glow of your own radiance. Be sure to take a moment to appreciate the subtle dance of photons as they bounce off your retina.
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