Steve was on a mission to defeat the evil WiFi router in the heart of the city. With his trusty WiFi sword in hand, he charged into battle.
The router's signals were strong, but Steve's will was stronger. He fought off the router's waves with his shield made of tin foil.
But just as Steve was about to deliver the final blow, he realized that the router was just a mere pawn in a larger game.
The true enemy was the cable company, led by the diabolical CEO, Cablezilla. Steve would have to face his greatest challenge yet: Cablezilla's army of robotic bill collectors.
To be continued... or not.