Steve sat alone in his apartment, surrounded by 17 tabs open on his browser, each one a window into the soul of his deepest regrets.
He thought back to that fateful summer of 2015, when he decided to get a 3D printer for his desk, because "it would be a great conversation starter."
Little did he know, it would become a symbol of his existential dread, a beacon of despair in the void that is his living room.
Read more in "Steve's Regrets: The Movie" See "Steve's Regrets: The Play" for the theatrical adaptation And for the love of all that is holy, don't even get him started on "Steve's Regrets: The Musical" But wait, there's more! "Steve's Regrets: The Video Game" is coming soon to a console near you!