Inferno Fries | Spicy Snacks of the Damned

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Recipe: Inferno Fries

Ingredients:

• 1 bag of potatoes, peeled and diced
• 1/4 cup of Inferno Sauce (see below)
• 1/4 cup of hellfire peppers, chopped
• 1/4 cup of fiery cheese, shredded
• 1/2 cup of hellish bacon, crumbled

Inferno Sauce

Mix together:

• 1 tablespoon of dragon's breath chili flakes
• 1 tablespoon of abyssal garlic, minced
• 1 tablespoon of hellfire pepper extract
• 1/4 cup of blazing butter

Instructions:

1. Cook the potatoes in boiling water until they're slightly undercooked, then set aside.
2. In a separate pan, melt the blazing butter over low heat.
3. Add the dragon's breath chili flakes, abyssal garlic, and hellfire pepper extract to the pan and stir until well combined.
4. Add the chopped hellfire peppers to the pan and stir until the mixture reaches an infernal temperature.
5. Pour the Inferno Sauce over the undercooked potatoes and toss until they're fully covered.
6. Top with shredded fiery cheese and crumbled hellish bacon.

Enjoy your infernal snack, mortal!