Warning: Spikes Ahead!
Be careful, traveler! The land of Safety Tips is fraught with perils of pointy things. Don't get caught on the wrong side of the fence, or in this case, the wrong side of the spike.
But fear not, for we have some Spike Deflection Techniques to share with you, to keep your limbs intact.
Or, if all else fails, you can always Replace Your Limbs, because, let's face it, some spikes are just too much to handle.
Remember: spikes are like exclamation marks, but with more splinters!
Stay safe, and keep your wits about you!