Step 1: Wear Protective Gear
- Steel-toed boots
- Full-face shield
- Gloves of doom
Step 2: Spike-Proof Your Environment
- Remove all rugs
- Cover all sharp objects
- Install a force field
Step 3: Develop Spike-Repellent Reflexes
- Practice dodging with a mirror
- Take up martial arts
- Learn to fly
Step 4: Seek Professional Help
- Call a spike-consultant
- Hire a personal spike-avoidance coach
- Join a spike-support group