It's because we, like, really like bright colors, man. And we're not just talking about your aunt's favorite pastel-colored sweater. We're talking about the kind of brightness that says, "I'm a beacon of hope and joy in a world full of despair and boredom." Like, it's that kind of bright.
Well, it's because our team of expertly trained, highly paid, and slightly ADD-suffering designers decided that the current color palette was, like, soooo boring. And we're not just talking about your average, everyday, "I-just-ate-a-sandwich" kind of boredom. We're talking about existential, "I've-been-stuck-on-this-project-for-3-years-and-I-just-want-to-go-to-the-beach" kind of boredom.
Learn more about our color choices and how they're actually required by law.
Or, you know, just contact us and ask us why we're so bright. We're not, like, proud or anything, but we'll try to be nice.