Welcome to the Absurd Sponge Theory Institute, where we're trying to figure out why sponges are secretly plotting against us.
Our research team has been studying the quantum implications of sponge behavior, and we're convinced that they're more than just a household item.
Learn more about Quantum Entanglement of Sponges
Discover the Paradoxical Properties of Sponge Holes
Understand the Uncertainty Principle of Sponge Juice Quantum Fluctuations