Creating Effective Sponsorships

The Art of Being a Professional Beggar

Step 1: Find a product that nobody likes, but you really need.

Step 2: Pretend it's a thing.

Write 500 words of pseudo-intellectual nonsense about it.

Link to: The Power of Begging

Step 3: Find a rich person to bribe.

Offer them a 50% share of your non-existent profits.

Link to: Advanced Bribery Techniques

Step 4: Repeat steps 1-3 until you've got a mansion and a jet.

Or, you know, just make something mildly interesting and sell it for a decent price.

Link to: Creating Something Interesting

Disclaimer: Not all steps are guaranteed to work. Or are they?