Absurd Sponsor 1: The Unapologetic Truth

Our story is one of unbridled chaos, of unchecked madness.

It began with a chicken nugget, a singular, golden nugget that fell from the sky and landed with a resounding splat in our lap.

We were not prepared. We did not have a snack plan.

But we adapted, we improvised, we devoured that nugget in three seconds flat.

And from that moment on, we were forever changed.

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