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Antichristal Brewing Co.

Satanic Subscription Agreement

By signing this agreement, you, the mortal, acknowledge that consuming our Beer of the Damned may alter your very soul.

We, Antichristal Brewing Co., are not responsible for any lost souls, eternal damnation, or excessive binge drinking.

Subscription T&Cs:

  1. By purchasing a subscription, you agree to receive a constant stream of unholy visions, nightmares, and spontaneous combustion.
  2. You will be required to participate in our bi-weekly ritual sacrifices to our altar of hops.
  3. We reserve the right to change the flavor, ABV, and ingredients of our Beer of the Damned without notice.
  4. Subscriptions are non-refundable, non-transferable, and non-appealing to the mortal masses.

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