Tap 12, the last stop on the train to Nowheresville, where the beer flows like the tears you'll cry when you realize you've been here too long.
ABV: 12.5%, IBU: 50+, Pours like: A slow, bitter river.
Recommended for: The masochist, the thrill-seeker, and the moderately depressed.
Price: $12.99 (tax not included, but your soul will be)
Available in 1/2 pint, 1 pint, 1/2 growler, and 1 whole growler (for the truly committed)